omg thats funny./ reminds me of a friend who bent over and farted in another girls face. she was like eww you farted on me and she was like no i didn;t. it was funny. a teacher farted right next to me one time. discusting really.
lols...I know it's true~! I mean, it sucks because they smell and all, but I find the hole noise and situation thing very humerous~! Also, my sister told me this thing a guy in one of her classes said the other day "A fart is the cry of a trapped poo" Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha~! It's so funny.
p.s. Sorry, I hope you don't mind all the fart talk~!
lmfao~! I'm so glad you put so much thought into this...hmmmm...
yes....it would definately be an airy hiss above anything else~! you are correct! 5 gold stars for you, my good friend~! "Pfffffffffft" would be the gentle noise it would make...I know this sounds gross and lame...but I love farts...I think they're hillarious~!